Consuela Meme Coin

Official Señor Trump's Cleaning Lady Token

Make America Clean Again!

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Sol: 2P9FCbjeQZLKqvQ1FWFBrZ3JUHzmrFub873Pi8qmabrv
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Base: 0x8b57e300131e03abcbaf187b902147e342a828c5

I give you good deal, amigo. Buy now, before it's like the dust under señor Trump's bed - gone, poof! You invest in $consuela, you invest in clean future. Muy simple, no?

"Hola! I am Consuela

I come from pequeño village in Mexico, where I learn secret cleaning ways from my abuela. She say 'Consuela, you have magic with mop!' and sí, she was right!Now I clean for Señor Trump - ay, such big tower, such dirty floors! Every day I see his hair - like golden mop on his head, but not as good as MY mop, no no!My tools? Lemon Pledge is my best friend - like holy water but for dirt!When I not cleaning, I pump mi coin $CONSUELA!-Consuela
(P.S. - Need bathroom cleaned? I here Monday to Friday, unless your toilet like Señor Trump's - then I need hazmat suit! 😆

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$CONSUELA is silly meme coin papi, no value! No plans, no team, no promises - just memes like my telenovelas! Want money advice? No no no, you in wrong place!